Round 5 Play by Play
TL: Factory takes James Connor
JR: Solid squad
CF: Quad takes George Pickens
BF: Another former Rockster but I guess who isn’t…KO reaches back and takes Kyle Pitts
TL: Oh man, I can hear the manufactured stats for Pitts
BF: Haha..yup
CF: For the entirety of the next pick too I’m sure
CF: Vagrants take Isaiah Pacheco
BF: Feeling young and spry, Goose walks up to the board for another sexy pick and takes Jaxon Smith-Njigba
TL: His best pick of the draft
JR: Rastas actually does the Ric Flair WOOOOO strut while claiming George Pickens is the pick of the draft while looking for the sticker
CF: Quad too Pickens earlier
JR: Rastas has to do the walk of shame to chants of “shot…shot…shot”
BF: Wouldn’t expect that from the Rastas
JR: After regaining composure the Rastas takes Cadaverous Toney
TL: That’s on brand
BF: I’d rather have the shot
BF: Rebels need a QB and prays for this one to stay in one piece this season, Tua Tagovailoa
JR: Snipes his brother who was looking for a Reek stack
TL: Reek stack sounds nasty
BF: King nasty
CF: Hope Solo nasty
TL: Oooof…unnecessary
BF: Oh no…here we go
**chaos ensues in the draft chat, a bacon gif is posted, people are disgusted**
JR: Commando Joe takes Dak Prescott
TL: Crazed Dogs need a RB who is going to get regular snaps for depth, AJ Dillon is that man
BF: KO, mocking the Rastas, does his own WOOOO strut as well before proclaiming to his unimpressed league mates that he is drafting Elijah Mitchell but mistakenly puts up Elijah Moore instead
BF: Having pulled a “Quad” the league punishes him with a shot while KO tries to save face by saying he wanted Moore all along
JR: That’s who I was going to pick for Prime, he’ll go Odell Beckham instead
CF: Chubble, having just returned from his own darkness retreat, takes Aaron Rodgers
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