Round 1

Round 1 play by play

TL: Here we go! Fun first round fact: the Jondahl bros have 5 of the first 12 picks. Let’s see what they do with them
CF: Ok, Chubble takes Bijan Robinson. Probably the easiest pick of the draft.
JR: Weak pick in a redraft year. Chubble getting sucked into the hype and will fall just like the rats behind the Pied Piper

JR: The Rastas gleefully take Patrick Mahomes stating “had myself talked into Devante but just can’t pass up a perennial top 3 QB and MVP candidate. YES PLEASE”
JR: ….and Shaun falls out of his chair!
TL: This is actually a tougher pick than it seems due to need but Factory has to take Devante here.
CF: As he should in this scenatio
JR: Curious to see what the Vagrants do here
BF: shit emoji
CF: Vagrants take Etienne because the Jags are for real this year
BF: The Goose, the bad and the ugly take one of the many players that has broken his heart on Monday night: Mark Andrews
JR: Rastas takes Keenan Allen
TL: That would be a rueful pick for Rastas, wouldn’t like it but feel like he has to
CF: Rastas is a lock for Keenan on draft day at #6
BF: Rebels select the sexy choice of Jahmyr Gibbs at 4.07
JR: Commando Joe shows his Ohio roots and selects Amari Cooper
TL: I can hear Marcus saying “That’s a great pick”
JR: The King will be heckling the Crazed Dogs, never too early for a “pick a Giant” chant is it?
TL: Crazed Dogs select Jerry Jeudy
JR: Zach is crying
CF: Vagrants at pick 10 select Chris Godwin…Penn St.
JR: This one’s easy…Prime takes Lamar Jackson
CF: And the pick to end the first round and win the ECFFL belt to break every trend ever for Eddie J, the Vagrants select Joe Burrow

Round 2 play by play