King’s Picks – Week 13: Stuff Your Bird Edition

Game of the Week: Centerpiece Turkey

WarGoosevsFantasy Factory
King’s Line: WarGoose -3King’s O/U: 207.5

Kings Musings: Factory had a small stumble in their quest for the #1 seed and now face a red hot, second highest scoring WarGoose team on a 4 game tear. Factory aims to deep fry a goose but the WarGoose knows turkey is the star of the show.

Game 2: Mashed Potatoes

Worthless VagrantsvsCommando Joe
King’s Line:Vagrants -11King’s O/U: 195.5

King’s Musings: Like fine mashed potatoes, this game has a variety of ingredients. Vagrants provide the chives and garlic butter, while Commando is more like the store bought instant kind. Joe has been riding a fortunate wave this year but a 2 game slide and injuries threaten a derailment. On the other side, the Vagrants have great matchups and are finally healthy. The King would like to find a way for Commando to keep it close but ultimately no Dobbins = no chance

Game 3: Cornbread Stuffing

Flying RastasvsSmooth Operators
King’s Line: Rastas -5King’s O/U: 195.5

King’s Musings: Here we go, the stuffing game! Everybody loves it and it pairs well with all the other dishes. Smooth has some tough matchups and might be looking ahead to other 8-4 divisional opponents. Rastas believes he can run the table and play spoiler. Fantasy gods agree.

Game 4: Delicious dessert

Beaufort RockstersvsCrazedDogs
King’s Line:Rocksters -27King’s O/U: 201.5

King’s Musings: Rocksters are trying to get back on track and hoping to avoid another under performance. Lineup decisions are like the dessert, you feel like pumpkin pie is the overrated go-to because of the season but you just gotta stick with the classic apple pie. On the other hand, the Dogs don’t have many choices, they are left with the broken pieces of sugar cookies the grandkids messed up, hoping their fans don’t leave at halftime (like the Giants).

Game 5: Green Beans

PrimeTimevsBeers & Tears
King’s Line: PrimeTime -7King’s O/U: 179.5

King’s Musings: This game was in the running for the cranberry sauce game but we’ll equate it to the green beans. They are an afterthought and it takes a lot to dress them up to make them palatable. Prime is surging towards that pink shirt with 6 straight losses. Beers are riding high with two big wins and has his sights set on a week 14 showdown…big mistake as an upset is in the making. No spices are gonna help these beans.

Game 6: Cranberry Sauce

East Carolina RebelsvsChubbHub
King’s Line:ChubbHub -13King’s O/U: 181.5

King’s Musings: It’s like the cranberry sauce. Has to be on the menu but nobody wants to look at it much less eat it. Both teams coming off big wins but, alas, they have nothing to play for.